Reportedly He-who-wishes-gain-fame-by-threatening-South-Park-Creators Zach has been trying to clean up his image around the net by claiming that he does not live with momma.
Unnamed sources have, however, confirmed that this is a lie (taqiyah much?). Hey Zach – dude – man up. We know where your mail is delivered.
Looking for a link to his claims now.
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Update: no link needed — he (or one of his apologists) has posted it here. in the comments to this post. Other postings by the same poster can be seen by clicking here.
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Update:
It appears that FoxNews is now saying that Zackie boy doesn’t live with mommy. (Do note that this statement is from him momma — and I wouldn’t want anyone to think he lived with me either if I were her.)
[UPDATE: In the original publication of this article on April 23, it was reported that Chesser lives with his mother, brother, wife and son in Centreville. Chesser's mother, Barbara Chesser, says her son, daughter-in-law and grandson live in another town in Fairfax County. She says that her son has not lived with her since August 2008 and that her daughter-in-law and grandson have never lived with her.]
I find it absolutely hysterical that truthbenntold2u was so worked up about THAT (see the comments on this post) when the brat is running around “warning” people that they are gonna die for drawing a picture of big Mo. What a joke you are! Have you contacted your buddy Zackie boy to tell him he shouldn’t be posting threats on the internet?
As my source is NOT FoxNews, I do stand by the statement that I know where he lives. I have not posted that address, and have no plans to do so. Not that that should really matter to anyone since he had no qualms about posting the address of the men he was “warning.”


15 responses to “Zach does too live with momma. Neener neener!”
bartender
April 27th, 2010 at 10:19
Zach is such a pussy. Pay no attention to the clown behind the curtain. How’s that workin’ for ya Zach?
Lan Astaslem
April 27th, 2010 at 12:02
Just want to clearly state, we should not post Zachs adress, because there are nutteers that do stupid things like shot up houses.
Unlike Zach and Younis’s purposely “careless” posting of Matt and Treys address, we’re better then that.
StarCMC
April 27th, 2010 at 12:05
Nope – I don’t post that here — although it’s posted around the net and is public record.
truthbeentold2u
April 27th, 2010 at 16:43
If you look at the original Fox News article, they have edited and are no longer claiming that the terrorist lives with his mother. I doubt they would have changed the article on his say so.
StarCMC
April 27th, 2010 at 17:48
We aren’t relying on Fox News for that piece of information. It’s been confirmed by another source. Thanks.
truthbeentold2u
April 30th, 2010 at 18:20
Well, well…notice the update on the FoxNews.com article…your source is wrong “dude”
truthbeentold2u
April 27th, 2010 at 18:23
Then your sources are no better than Fox’s. And that is a sad testiment to journalism. You’re on record for publishing false information that could lead to harm to innocent bystanders. If that isn’t a form of terrorism, then I don’t know what is.
StarCMC
April 27th, 2010 at 20:19
No dude – nice try, but bad journalism would be taking the word of an anonymous poster on my blog over that of a trusted source.
truthbeentold2u
April 28th, 2010 at 04:22
What home-schooling mom uses the word “dude” and writes like a man? I’m no more anonomous than you. The fact that you claim that you just so happen to have a “trusted source” that has confirmed where the terrorist of the day lives is outlandish. Your source is simply wrong. If your trusted source has confirmed that Zac lives with his mom, I’m sure your soucre will be able to produce proof — how about a photograph. That way, no one has to take anybody’s “word” for it.
StarCMC
April 28th, 2010 at 06:49
The onus for proof is upon you, dude. How is it that you know — or pretend to know — so much about Zach? And why do you think innocent bystanders will be hurt by knowing he lives with momma? Just because people like Zach would cut off the head of someone who *gasp* makes an irreverent cartoon about his “hero” doesn’t mean the civilized — but very angry — people on the opposite side of the controversy would do anything of the sort back.
The key word is civilized. If you’re used to dealing with uncivilized morons like Zach, as I assume you are by your apparent familiarity with him, then you might be so immersed in the backwards incivility taught by his heroes so as not to recognize the differences a little civility and culture can make in the response to the things which anger one.
truthbeentold2u
April 30th, 2010 at 18:24
Just wanted to make sure that you checked out the “Update” on the FOXNEWS.COM article. You are an irresponsible idiot…and no…I’m not his mom…I’m just someone who actually checks my facts before I print them. You should be ashamed of yourself. You pretend to be patriotic, but you are simply as bad as the a-hole you write about.
truthbeentold2u
April 30th, 2010 at 18:26
Oh, one more thing…ever heard of a run on sentence…I thought you home schooled your kids. Sad.
StarCMC
April 30th, 2010 at 20:08
Excuse me while I laugh riotously at you.
StarCMC
April 30th, 2010 at 20:10
And to which FoxNews story are you referring?
Edit: I found it. Well how about that. He doesn’t live with mommy. Does mommy own the place where he lives? Does she pay his rent? Or does daddy? Or are the taxpayers picking up his tab? Or does he actually have a paying job? Just wondering, since you pretend to know so much.
StarCMC
November 11th, 2010 at 16:58
Oddly – after all the interesting posts by Truthbeentold2u, we find out that Zach didn’t live with HIS mommy, but now it looks like he lived with HER mommy. YIKES! I feel sorry for that poor woman. Seriously.