From the Patriot Post Chronicle

This week’s “Non Compos Mentis” Award: “After shaving its head and driving drunk around the globe with no panties, calling itself the Antichrist, and finally abandoning its children, totaling its SUV and getting it’s a** kicked in the parking lot of the Persian Gulf, America is realizing that it is internationally loathed, broke, soulless, tasteless, fat, drunk, malicious, greedy and stupid, and has been generally behaving like a lousy excuse for a world superpower for long enough to lose all its friends and position.” —Salon columnist Cintra Wilson… on the Oscars!

This was in their “Villiage Idiots” segment — I think they were being waaaay too kind and insulting to idiots everywhere…

Here’s yer sign: