So it seems that the big bad terrorist Zachary Chesser aka Abu Talhah Al-Amrikee aka owner of the now-closed lives at home with mommy.   Yeah, there’s a real hardcore terrorist.  Bwaaaahahahaha!!  Does she still do your laundry for you?  The kid gets married… and brings his new wife to live with mommy.  Wow!  He’s a keeper, huh?   Dude – buy a razor, grow up and get a freaking life!

H/T to bartender.