Archive for April, 2010

Laughing. Out. Loud. (at Zachary Chesser)

I have been reading around the ‘net, and the comments posted toward this maroon in stories about him have me saying everything from “Oorah!” to literally laughing out loud.  Here’s a smattering…

From bigjournalism….

nolotrippen says

Nothing strikes terror into my heart as much as Cat Stevens impersonators wearing macrame shower caps.

di_da_is_alpha says:

I have to warn Zack Chesser that what he is doing is stupid and he will probably end up like Jimmy Hoffa if anything happens to Matt or Trey. Got that Zack, or Ali Booboo Yamma Parakeet or whatever it is you call yourself ?

and from jamesb:

THAT SILLY LOOKING PUNK backed off Comedy Central? That scrawny, furry, POSER CLOWN?

You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! He looks like he’s flunking “Music Appreciation” at Grab Ass Community College.

He’s the BIG TOUGH Jihadist? (what’s the site called?) Shave-the-ass/


He should be working at the carwash hosing off greasy engines and getting drunk in the woods on Friday night.

Jihadist? LOL!!! I like to “jihad” his stupid looking ass all over the parking lot, then wipe bacon grease on his face. Geez.

From althouse

Titus says:

This ignorant, weak man boy needs to receive his punishment.

Liberals do not like Radical Muzzies FYI.

David says:

He was a loser before. This is just the current guise of his loserdom. That’s why it’s a mockery. He’s making a fashion statement.

The radical Muslim from Centerville. I can virtually assure you that this guy does not know shit about Islam.

But shame on us and particularly Comedy Central for letting this guy get 15 minutes of fame.

And at HuffPo, former writing home of Linda G. Richard who jumped the shark and went to RevolutionMuslim (where she proceeded to very vocally defend Colleen LaRosa aka Jihad Jane)….

puppymama says:

Don’t Ef with my prophets Trey and Matt.

do44oer says:

Why is blogspot continuing to operate and facilitate a terrorist blog?   (Good question!)

PackCat says:

Is that one of the virgins, or is he impersonating a Catholic Priest?

So from what I am seeing, the consensus even among the not-so-conservative sites seems to be that Zachary Adam Chesser is a loser, 1st class.  (I’m still laughing at the post calling him a Cat Stevens impersonator!  HA HA!)  Thanks for the laughs, Zac!

The other consensus seems to be that Comedy Central made a grave error in letting this little goat-bearded twit dictate what they will or will not post.  Moderate muslims, such as the few who have posted here at my blog, are even upset over that.  Of course, in Zach’s pretend brand of Islam, he believes the moderate muslim is no better than a kaffir.  So it’s really in their best interest to squash this way of thinking while they still can.  Here’s hoping that they can be heard.

Busted! GMU Muslim Student Union has ties to Zachary Chesser

In spite of their claims to the contrary, of course.  Yeah, we know.  It’s ok to lie to kaffir.  Not only that, but Mr. I-live-at-mommy’s-house-with-my-wife Chesser (I can’t believe they take this loser seriously!) also has ties to…drumroll please…the Dar Al-Hijrah Islamic Center in Falls Church, Virginia — and that place is churning out radicalized domestic terrorists like nobody’s business.

Anwar al-Awlaki was Imam at the mosque between January 2001 and April 2002.[16] Fluent in English, known for giving eloquent talks on Islam, and with a mandate to attract young non-Arabic speakers, al-Awlaki “was the magic bullet,” according to mosque spokesman Johari Abdul-Malik; “he had everything all in a box.”[5] “He had an allure. He was charming.”[17]

He has been accused since of being a senior al-Qaeda recruiter and motivator linked to various terrorists, including three 9/11 hijackers, the accused Fort Hood shooter, and the accused Christmas Day 2009 bomber.[18][19][20]

Go read all of Stable Hand‘s post at Jawas — screenshots and proofs abound.  These dudes are so busted.

Responses to RevolutionMuslim “fatwa” on South Park Creators

It was inevitable.  Mess with Americans and they will mess with you back.

The one positive thing that has come out of this whole hissy fit by the terrorist loving RevolutionMuslim and Mujahidblog threatening…er…I mean warning Trey and Matt of South Park is that people who but a week ago were completely clueless to what those calling for a caliphate would like to do to this country are now paying attention.  So for that, I suppose we can thank momma’s boy Zachary Adam Chesser.

I bet his daddy is soooo proud of what he’s become.  I can’t help but wonder if momma pays for his internet service.  Does she wear a burka?  How’s a college dropout going to support a family?  Of course he must bring his little family to live with momma.  Does he get welfare checks?  Seriously dude, stop posting on the internet and  grow up!  The laughter you hear is not “people laughing with you.”  The more you post, the more we laugh.

OH!  And I forgot….

Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!
Dirka! Dirka! Muhammad Jihad!

If I had known it was so offensive I would have said it before!  I’m just that kinda person.  And no, we are not calling for the extinction of all muslims…just the ones that want to bring an end to our way of life.  If you want a caliphate, move to some other place.  We don’t want it here.  You’ve been warned.


Zachary Chesser: Momma’s Boy

So it seems that the big bad terrorist Zachary Chesser aka Abu Talhah Al-Amrikee aka owner of the now-closed lives at home with mommy.   Yeah, there’s a real hardcore terrorist.  Bwaaaahahahaha!!  Does she still do your laundry for you?  The kid gets married… and brings his new wife to live with mommy.  Wow!  He’s a keeper, huh?   Dude – buy a razor, grow up and get a freaking life!

H/T to bartender.

Mujahidblog…not so much

Booyah.  Jihad denied.

YouTuber Anonislamichan posts a video response to Revolution Muslim


With your constant threats directed at popular public figures the extent of your anger has been made clear to us, the evilness of your intent breaks through your guise as a religion of peace. Anonymous has therefore decided that your religion should be attacked in the same way that you feel compelled to attack others, for the safety of the accused individuals, for the good of mankind, for the lulz. We shall expel your presence from the Internet and systematically dismantle what remains. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic, your methods of hostility and aggression are your own death knell.

You cannot hide; we are everywhere

Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Anon’s actions as an excuse to continue your acts of revengeful hostility. Any continuation of this means would only serve to prove our point. You cannot persecute an idea.

Gradually, we we merge our pulse with that of your speech, the ruse which you have sought to create, this new revolution will become increasingly difficult to reach. The general public will see your acts for what they are, a desperate act by a desperate people. An attempt to suppress that what you fear most, the idea of free speech in a free society. The idea of an equal right for an equal person. There is no tyranny here.

Knowledge is free.

We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.

Interesting indeed.  I wonder who Anonislamichan is.  Whoever it is, it’s someone who’s obviously been paying attention.

H/T to SubGeniusX at Free Republic.

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