Imagine you are a splodey dope wannabe.  You’ve got yourself all hopped up on Mohammed quotes and practiced your “Allah Akbar!” ’til you are blue in the face.  Today is your big day…. You’ve said your prayers, strapped on your suicide belt, and you’re ready to take out some innocent people at the Red Square while they innocently celebrate the arrival of 2011.

From Wired.com via Michael Yon on Facebook….

The would-be suicide bomber was planning to detonate a suicide belt bomb near Red Square, a plan that was foiled when her wireless carrier sent her an SMS while she was still at a safe house, setting off the bomb and killing her. The message reportedly wished her a Happy New Years, according to the report, which sourced the info from security forces in Russia.

Bwaaahahahahaaa!  All I can say is too bad her splodey dope pals weren’t standing there with her when she blew up.  Allah Akbar indeed.