Posts from the ‘humor’ Category

Fred Phelps went down to Mississippi, looking for trouble…and found it!

It’s been a rough few weeks for the Westboro Baptist Church and Phreddy-boy.  First, th3j35t3r took their little websites offline – and at last check they are still “TANGO DOWN.”  In frustration, Phreddy’s inbred “church” claimed that they themselves had taken the sites down to “reboot” them.  That’s one heck of a LONG reboot!  LULZ!

So now the good people of Mississippi have found out how to deal with these addle-pates.  On Saturday USMC Staff Sgt. Jason Rogers, who was killed in action in Afghanistan April 7, was buried in Brandon, Mississippi.  And ol’ Phreddy and his inbreds decided it’d be great fun to show up and harass the grieving family.  But the residents of Brandon has other ideas.

From an Ole Miss Sports Message Board via The Hayride:

A couple of days before, one of them (Westboro protestors) ran his mouth at a Brandon gas station and got his arse waxed. Police were called and the beaten man could not give much of a description of who beat him. When they canvassed the station and spoke to the large crowd that had gathered around, no one seemed to remember anything about what had happened.

Rankin County handled this thing perfectly. There were many things that were put into place that most will never know about and at great expense to the county.

Most of the morons never made it out of their hotel parking lot. It seems that certain Rankin county pickup trucks were parked directly behind any car that had Kansas plates in the hotel parking lot and the drivers mysteriously disappeared until after the funeral was over. Police were called but their wrecker service was running behind and it was going to be a few hours before they could tow the trucks so the Kansas plated cars could get out.

A few made it to the funeral but were ushered away to be questioned about a crime they might have possibly been involved in. Turns out, after a few hours of questioning, that they were not involved and they were allowed to go on about their business.

BWAAAAHAHAHAAA!!  You gotta LOVE those southern patriots!  I can just hear them in their best Foghorn Leghorn impersonation saying in a deep southern drawl: “You just get on up outta heah and don’t you evah come back!  You heah me, boy?”

Here’s to you, boys!

Its a southern point of honor
You got a get right in on the action
You can hear the outlaws holler

Blogwars

I’ve got Cannoneer No. 4 by two.


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Heh.  Of course, internationally he’s got me by much more.  Ah!  Blogwars!

South Dakota to require gun ownership

Fox News

A group of South Dakota lawmakers has introduced a bill that would require almost everyone in their state to buy a gun once they turn 21.

Turns out it’s not a serious attempt. Rather, the lawmakers are trying to make a point about the new health care law — that an individual mandate is unconstitutional, whether it requires everyone to buy health insurance or, in South Dakota’s case, a firearm.

“Each citizen residing in the state of South Dakota who has attained the age of 21 years shall purchase or otherwise acquire a firearm suitable to their temperament, physical capacity and personal preference sufficient to provide for their ordinary self-defense,” the bill states.

Creative way to make a point!  Kudos to Rep. Hal Wick and his 4 co-sponsors.

HNY 2 U!

Imagine you are a splodey dope wannabe.  You’ve got yourself all hopped up on Mohammed quotes and practiced your “Allah Akbar!” ’til you are blue in the face.  Today is your big day…. You’ve said your prayers, strapped on your suicide belt, and you’re ready to take out some innocent people at the Red Square while they innocently celebrate the arrival of 2011.

From Wired.com via Michael Yon on Facebook….

The would-be suicide bomber was planning to detonate a suicide belt bomb near Red Square, a plan that was foiled when her wireless carrier sent her an SMS while she was still at a safe house, setting off the bomb and killing her. The message reportedly wished her a Happy New Years, according to the report, which sourced the info from security forces in Russia.

Bwaaahahahahaaa!  All I can say is too bad her splodey dope pals weren’t standing there with her when she blew up.  Allah Akbar indeed.

Karma, lovely Karma

Bwaaahahahahaaa!  I don’t really believe in Karma, per se.  But sometimes that’s the best word for what happens.  Delicious!

Via NewsBusters:

Julian Assange is angry at the UK Guardian for publishing details of sexual assault allegations against him based on…wait for it…a leaked police report. Stones, glass houses, etc.

Assange is especially peeved, the Times reported, that the Guardian “selectively published” details of that report. Gee, you mean that publishing only sensational excerpts of leaked private information might present an incomplete and misleading narrative to the paper’s readers that could damage the reputations of those involved? You don’t say.

Via Yahoo:

“I do not like the idea that Julian may be forced into a trial in the media,” Hurtig said. “And I feel especially concerned that he will be presented with the evidence in his own language for the first time when reading the newspaper. I do not know who has given these documents to the media, but the purpose can only be one thing – trying to make Julian look bad.”

No worries, mate!  He’s got that “looking bad” thing handled all by himself.  And, well, you know what they say – what goes around comes around.  Welcome to justice, Julian Assange-style.

Republican vs. Democrat Women

Sent to me by a friend.  (Thanks Terri!)  As you’re watching the first half about Republican women, ask yourself what song they will play for the Democrats…

‘Nuff said!

Zackie Boy wins an award

2010 Dumbass of the Year

And the runner up?  Proscovia Kampire Nzabanita.

Two years ago, in 2008, when he was in his senior year at Oakton HS, he supposedly started dating a Muslim woman and started getting into it. But much like other psychopaths and sociopaths of his ilk, he didn’t do it reasonably. He went from 0-to-120 in less than two years, from being not interested in Islam at all to advocating war against non-Muslims.

Go read it all – good stuff.  A warning for some of my more sensitive readers – language is dicey, but hilarious.

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